tensions overflowing

retiredjesus:

teacher: y ur eyes red boi

me: can u keep it down, some people are tired have some fkn manners

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things white ppl say in movies
  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

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videogaymer:

k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH

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penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk
shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS
wank-r:

now that’s a sexy post