tensions overflowing

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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so-personal:

everything personal
thatfunnyblog:

wait
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

oreoofficial:

live every day like its your first. cry at foreign objects scream at strangers get breast fed. shit yourself

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3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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nishlo:

methhomework:

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

is this a macklemore lyric

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