tensions overflowing
not-alex-turner:

Ready for school to start.
f6ceec:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

ok but i can’t lie i really did think this was ariana when i just glanced at it
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
FOOTAGE OF ME ANGRY IN THE CBS NETWORK DEPARTMENT.

quizzlefoshizzle:

Viewer discretion is advised. 

image

10 notes

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

image

99,405 notes
Anonymous: Ummmm. Zach is sleeping while Caleb and Derrick save his ass. So, he's not doing much either...

He’s asleep so he’s not doing anything. Jocasta is AWAKE and isnt doing SHIT. Not even when they’re on the block! She hasn’t won or really talked game with anyone. Victoria and Donny have did more than her lmao

why do you all like jocasta so much? shes done absolutely nothing…. even donny and victoria have done more lmao

20 notes